Sunday, December 02, 2007
Is that a cucumber in your pocket...
Cucumbers are not penises. Cucumbers are not penises. Say it with me this time...cucumbers are not penises. I realize that men are visual creatures, and that's great, but geez...can't a girl work the produce section without some guy watching her like she is performing in some kind of 4-H porn flick? And yes, I'm choosy about my cucumbers...so, call me a tease...and move on. I love men, some of my favorite people are men, but honestly - I don't know how they make it through their day sometimes.
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...no that's not a cucumber, its a scone!
Guy's love cucumbers. It can be in your hands or down their pants wrapped in foil (insert Spinal Tap scene here). I'm not sure why....
...I just watched this clip on YouTube...funny, and disturbing in equal measure. Why would someone put foil anywhere in or around their crotch region?
I'm guessing that the cucumber will last longer in foil. I mean who wants a soft, smooshy veggie in their pants? Nobody, that's why you need to wrap your veggies. For protection. Plus, how funny is it to set off a metal detecting wand with your crotch? Head-nothing, body-nothing, arms and legs-nothing, crotch-ding, ding, ding...(cue laughter)...
How do we get through our day? Apparently by avoiding the produce aisle. Mmmmmm...meat......wait, that didn't sound right either...
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