depeche mode interview

Amusing and worth a peek. D.G.'s hands rock my world!!

This one's for the boys

Ok, everyone knows that the art of seduction is truly an art. Some have tremendous skill and can literally have women dis-robing with something as simple as a look. Some have to work a little harder, summon their inner Casanova to put on a little dog and pony show in order to enchant their prey. Others are hopeless, re-creating some cheesy scene they picked up in a movie somewhere, hoping like hell that they get laid, if for no other reason than the effort that they have put forth. Then there are the guys who are clueless, throwing everything they've got out there in hopes that something will stick. They are simply playing the odds that sooner or later, someone desperate enough is gonna give them a go. Now, I have been on the receiving end of a few seduction tactics in my day. Some have worked, most have not. In the world of sexual pursuit, wouldn't it be easier if we could all be more direct? Here is my preference for anyone plotting pants-removing maneuvers in my direction....I like originality, and there is nothing more original than being honest. Honesty is a lost art form in itself. Here's the deal, if you want to have sex, and intend on never calling me again....just say so. If it's just a physical thing for you, make that clear. Because then, I can let go of all the girly questions and make it a physical thing for me too. Save the seduction scene for someone you really care about, someone that you share real intimacy with. I leave you with this - Don't pretend to be more interested than you are, or pull out all of the stops to make me bite. Just tell it like it is, man. I promise, your life will be less dramatic and you will probably get more tail than ever before. Really.