Curious, huh? I tried to warn you....
Ok, check out the guy in the white pants:
It's ok if you are blushing. It's not easy to look at, I know. I have to believe that this guy is violating a tube sock in the worst kind of way. Because if that bad boy is real, then the phrase "size doesn't matter", needs to be modified to "size doesn't matter, unless you are that size". No girl wants to see wood like that with her name on it. They just don't. If I saw something like that coming at me....I'd run like hell! I encourage anyone with some insight that might help shed some light on what is going on here, to please share. I'm just at a loss with this one.
How about the rest of the band? That big pecker isn't the only thing wrong with this picture. Instead of Journey, they should have called themselves Steve Perry and the Circus Side Show Freaks.
